HATE 1: Piano exams

I hate being eight because when your eight your stuck doing things you thought was a good idea when you are seven 

Because when your SEVEN you think having piano lessons means you will soon be able to play in a big concert hall with lots of people clapping and throwing roses while you get to play any song in the world without even thinking. 

WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS IS 

you end up in a small room with an old lady with a clipboard having to play 

3 songs that you have played every day for a year. 

But when I went to play the first song

but i had to do something

so i started

 and i just carried on

killing the song

stab stab stab stab BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD 

DEATH DEATH !!!!

but I had to finish the song!

The school called mum. 

And I got to go home early.

I'm giving up piano

How do people fall in love?

I hate being eight because grown ups stop you doing everything thats cool like blogging

Mum made me stop writing my blog even though she didnt even have a good reason.
Thats why I didnt write all this time.

But now I have my own computer she cant stop me. HAHAHAH!

AND YOU GUYS READING CANT TELL HER

I know she has forgotten about this blog. But I didnt.

150 people have read my blog and I wonder if they are kids too or grown ups.???? If you are a grown up, can you tell me what you didnt like about being eight? I would like to know.

by the way Mum and dad are not divorced yet.

We had christmas all together and I thought that maybe everything was going to be ok and santa  (I dont really believe in santa... but I wrote a letter anyway) might have got Mum and dad in love again. But then when I woke up really early on christmas and dad was sleeping on the sofa.

He said he it was because he was snoring. But Jess said it was because they dont love each other. Maybe you are not allowed to share a bed unless you are in love.

How do you get grown ups to fall back in love???

Does anyone know?

If I tied them together and put them on a desert island would that work?

Does anyone have any better ideas?

Love Maddy xxx